1. imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

    motherfuckingdragonsyo:

    I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

    Bless your soul

    (via touchthatbooty)

     

  2. xehyun:

    when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

    " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

    (Source: hideiwa, via thelesbianicplague)

     

  3. shippingtronnor:

    isafeye:

    Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

    1. help them order food when it’s too scary
    2. walk with them through crowded places
    3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
    4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

    and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

    this is too accurate 

    (via sasssybxtch)

     

  4. radgoku:

    i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

    (via thelesbianicplague)

     
  5.  

    1. ME: I'm leaving.
    2. ME: ...
    3. ME: *reblog*
    4. ME: *reblog*
    5. ME: *reblog*
    6. ME: *reblog*
    7. ME: *reblog*
    8. ME: Ok. I'm leaving...
    9. ME: *reblog*
    10. ME: *reblog*
    11. ME: Bye.
    12. ME: *reblog*
     
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  7. thecheshirekitteh:

    what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….

    (Source: , via burnt-italldown)

     
  8. ericgrau:

    The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

    (Source: paintraincomic.com, via lesidesi-fucker)

     

  9. highforsthis:

    why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks. 

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     

  10. zic0sdreads:

    xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

    christmascrayonwillow:

    candycreme:

    do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

    #disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

    (Source: mrssaberhagen, via suspiciousasshole)

     
  11. trust:

    when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

    (via lessfaiththanimplied)

     

  12. okusuck:

    IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

    (via lessfaiththanimplied)

     

  13. madselfiegame:

    tanyshark:

    if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

    sorry

    accurate

    (via were-all-misfits)

     

  14. sproutbabe:

    kumagawa:

    when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

    image

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    (via lessfaiththanimplied)