1. nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via breathe-tal)

     

  2. meladoodle:

    BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

    (Source: meladoodle, via suspiciousasshole)

     
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  4. normanbecile:

    musicofthestage:

    timelordparadise:

    myownlost:

    I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

    I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

    Damn those Terms and Conditions.

    i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

    (via funnygaygirl)

     
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  6. tastefullyoffensive:

    "Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

    (Source: lawebloca, via genuine-zebra-head)

     
  7. thrithwig:

    king-of-the-casuals:

    I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

    (via turn-signal)

     

  8. popeyasir:

    yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is

    (via mystifying0racle)

     
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  10. thanksforjackbarakat:

    blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

    this is my favourite of all of these

    (Source: laz-aretto, via dykestar)

     
  11. flukeoffate:

    gingahninjah:

    sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

    Reblogging for that comment

    (Source: blackwithmoreblack, via dykestar)

     

  12. kisu-no-hi:

    "Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.

    (via turn-signal)

     
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  14. snazziest:

    awwww-cute:

    She looked perfectly into the camera

    she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

    (via genuine-zebra-head)

     

  15. thecompanionsdoctor:

    dizzyondreams:

    hiatusisso2yearsago:

    hiatusisso2yearsago:

    itsdeepforhappypeople:

    stumpxvx:

    dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

    I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

    some of my favorite tags:image

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    some more gems:

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    this post just gets better and better

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    (Source: stumpxvx, via dykestar)